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I, Fariss Haiqel Boulala came to life on 21st February 1991, only God knows why.
Since then, Bengali, Malay, Chinese, Javanese, and football are in my blood.
I'm 1.82metres tall. I'm not heavy but I consider myself a heavyweight in my own world.
I do anything I want and I'll do anything to get what I want.
It's not that I can't accept defeat. I'm just born to win.
I'm as ambitious as Hitler. Fear me not though. I'm a nice guy, really.
But try me if you insists. I would love that.

JustBringIt!






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Thursday, January 22, 2009



Dad: How's national training? Passed your beep test?
Me: I cannot take beep test.
Me: I haven't pass my medical.
Dad: I thought u took it for the 2nd time already?
Me: Yes, I have to go for a third one.
Dad: What's wrong?
Me: My heart.
Me: The check wasn't accurate.
Me: That's why I have to go for a third one.
Dad: I'd rather u don't play football.
Dad: Read the news. People collapsed and died.
Me: They're not as fit as me.
Me: Coach asked to run 700metres in 3 mins. 3 sets!
Me: I did it in 2mins 19secs. First to finish!
Dad: Those who collapsed are experienced cross country runners and professional footballers.
Dad: U call them unfit?

Haiyo! Don't worry la. I'm strong and I'm a fighter. Even Mohammad Ali's afraid of me.