I, Fariss Haiqel Boulala came to life on 21st February 1991, only God knows why.
Since then, Bengali, Malay, Chinese, Javanese, and football are in my blood.
I'm 1.82metres tall. I'm not heavy but I consider myself a heavyweight in my own world.
I do anything I want and I'll do anything to get what I want.
It's not that I can't accept defeat. I'm just born to win.
I'm as ambitious as Hitler. Fear me not though. I'm a nice guy, really.
But try me if you insists. I would love that.
Half-good news: I collected half of my Nike kits today.
Half-bad news: I chopped half the back of my hair last night.
Bad news: Sukashi had to work just now.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I hate exams. Why do exams exists? Who the hell came up with exams? I kill you uh!
The first paper which was Law was alright. But i'm going to retain the Building Technology module for sure, unless a miracle happens. I MUST study for the Electrical Services paper on Thurday. Cos if i'll have to retain 2 modules next semester, I'LL QUIT SCHOOL!
Oh, I managed to spare time playing a match for Art Park despite the exam period. I guess that's why I screwed up the BTC paper. Nevermind, I wasn't in the mood to study anyway. No regrets making the 'sacrifice', though. Cos we won again. This time I cannot remember the score. 9-1, I think.
Hot stuff, Sukashi is a bad girl today. But I don't know why.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
It's my 18th birthday today and it's one of the worst birthdays ever. I had to force myself to stay at home because exam starts on Monday. For those who cared, thanks for the birthday wishes and cards. No presents, nevermind. Love you guys! For those who didn't care, I know deep inside you actually cared. Hehe!
So the plan was to stay at home so that I can start my revisions but I ended up watching TV, eating lots of food, going online and slept for hours. I only managed to study one pathetic topic. I'm in deep shit!
I'm all stressed out. But this clip taken at Malacca was able to put a smile across my face for the very first time today. Enjoy!
Friday, February 20, 2009
I'll be legally 18 in a few minutes. Wooohoooo!!!!!
I haven't start studying and I really have to start by tomorrow, on my birthday. Sedeh pe?
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Time is running out. I MUST start studying. It's do or die. Thank you, Sukashi Erliana for the encouragement.
And congrats to lovestoned Zaffan for getting attached at 11:06 just now. Yes, you heard me right. Haha!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Level: 13.1. That's the S.league passing level so I can't say I'm not satisfied. But I really could have run a few more shuttles.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I had an appointment with the cardiologist this morning. Woke up late and ended up reaching Changi Hospital about an hour late. Becca, don't anyhow point fingers. You woke up late too. But thanks anyway for accompanying me. :) Yes, I passed the medical and officially fit for beep test.
We went to meet Rafie in town after that. He wanted to buy his Volcom tee, our favourite collection. And then we sat down, ate lunch and talked about lots of stuff. Rafie's a bad boy now.
Went back to our hometown and played takraw, my new hobby. No more boring soccer. Not even trainings. Exam's around the corner so I'm excused. Yes! Beep test's tomorrow though. And I haven't been running or training lately. I'm in holiday mood already, blame Malacca. So if fail how? Quit hor.
Monday, February 16, 2009
I just got back from Malacca like 24 hours ago. The trip was as fun as expected. Like the last time me, Ilyas, Arep, Fitro and Mamat went there. Definitely looking forward to more trips with the SC guys in the future. Being away from Singapore is like escaping from hell to heaven.
There in Malacca, we went to karaoke, went to the zoo, played go-kart, had sparring sessions, eat loads of unhealthy food, climbed the house roof like burglars, smoked cigarettes as if they're seaweeds, played cards, took laughing gas, played Winning Eleven and at night, chilled at nenek's kampong house(10times better than chalet). I enjoyed every single moment. Sumpah.
These are the highlights:
Firstly, thanks to nenek who provided our place of stay and cooked delicious food for us. And also Mamat the entertainer who made us laugh every minute. Okay, enough thanks. Sounds like Grammy awards already.. We throwed sticks and bottles at the bear while at the zoo. My brother throwed a big stone at the stomach and we quickly ran. The bear didn't really respond so naughty Kader, not satisfied, took an extremely big branch and threw it at the bear so hard, the stick broke in two. I pity the bear, really. But Kader the keleng still wasn't happy, so he climbed the railings and roared at the bear as if he's picking a fight. Arep came from behind and pushed him. He really almost fell inside. Member panic kejap! If he fell, I'm probably at Kader's place now attending his funeral. But it's damn funny! Looking at Kader's face when he almost fell. Haha! Shadam the heavyweght broke the bed while sleeping. And ya, Arep caught Shadam masturbating early in the morning in the toilet. I don't know what he was up to. And then Shadam and I had a sparring game. Very fun! Like Rikishi fight with Muhammad Ali. Kader sparred with Arep too. However, laughing gas was the best. Unhealthy? But they said "laughter is the best medicine". Indeed it is.
These are the things which didn't really went well:
My brother and I had to share 150 ringgit for 3 days. Pathetic! So we couldn't shop. Only enough for food and transport. We even had to ask poor nenek for money on the last day. Sad. I initially wanted to buy stuffs for you guys back in Singapore, people I missed. Like Sukashi. And the van driver made us wait for hours under the hot sun when we're done visiting the zoo. Mintak kene rembat betol! But overall, it was still one hell of a trip.
Now, I'm back in Singapore and I'm already so stressed out. Exams, beep test, medical check-up, trainings. Fuck! Anyways, I'll probably be posting more pics and clips taken in Malacca.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
I'll be leaving for Malacca in a few hours. The SC boys have already gathered downstairs. We've been anticipating this trip. Surely the 9 of us will be so kecoh. I can't wait to spend my valentines with Nora Danish there. So while I'm gone for 3 days, don't miss me alright! Peace!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Skipped training today. I went all the way to Lavender to buy 9 bus tickets to Malacca. Kader Wadeh was kind enough to accompany me. Thanks, dude! Me and 8 others will be leaving on Friday morn and I can't wait. Kecoh guaranteed!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I had a paper to do this afternoon. Client Relationship Management. I seriously don't know a shit about this module and I didn't study at all. I initially thought it was an exam. But it happened to be a 20% common test paper. So I just crapped my way out. Probably gonna fail. I hope the presentations and projects will help pull my grades up so I can clear this module.
Another common test tomorrow. Environmental Studies this time. The worst module ever. What can we do in future by learning about plants and stuffs. Become an Environmentalist?? I dare bet 10 million bucks I won't become one. I'll either cheat during the paper or just write my name and leave the class, seriously.
And then final exams are just around the corner. I think.. That's what I heard. I guess I need to go find out about the exam schedule. Oh, wait. Have I revised my work? Not at all. And I'll be leaving for Malacca in a few days. Whatever it is, I'm definitely not prepared. Screw me!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
My blog is getting boring don't you think? I have nothing much to talk about and pretty much everything in my blog is about soccer. You know, soccer is so boring.
Nevermind, here's what happened today: Art Park SC did it again! We played a friendly agianst some players from the eastside today. Majority of them are club players. Won 6-2. Kept our 100% record. No loss, no draw, all wins. So if you have a strong team who can put an end to our record, then The Rock says, "Just Bring It!"
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Another boring day today. Same old routine. School and training. Suck! And I'm hoping Artpark's trip to Malacca will be as planned. The last time we went there, we had one hell of a good time. It would be a good break for me. So my life won't suck that much.
I've been recieving chain mails about the end of the world. It scares me to death. Signs of the end of the world are already showing. They are like sneak previews. So Qiamat will be coming soon. Starring God and the Prophet. Expect hellfire, judgement day and deadly punishments. So action-packed! I'm definitely not anticipating it though. You? I'm so aware of this and yet not doing anything at all to save myself.
Taubat la wahai manusia sekalian!
Monday, February 2, 2009
I went for my medical check up first thing today. The doctor used this ultrasound device to scan my heart. It was quite painful, the way she pressed the device onto my body. And the device was applied with some sticky gel at the tip. On the monitor, I can clearly see my heart beating, in black and white though. I find it kinda cool. It took about 15 long minutes. I was beginning to be an impatient patient. After that, with my sticky body, they told me I can leave without telling me the results or how well my breathing is. So I really don't know if I have officially passed the medical or not. And why am I so stupid? I could have opened up my mouth and asked.
I went to school after that for presentation and lecture. And then back to Simei again for training. Coach assigned me jersey number 5. Can I have number 4 instead? Please..
I've cut down on those sticks. And I'm trying to cut down further. Only 2 sticks so far today. And it's agonising. The thought of lighting up a cigarette comes every minute.
I was soundly asleep this morning when I recieved a phonecall. Art Park SC organised a small friendly at Pioneer Secondary's field. And I was asked to come down. We achieved a comfortable 2-0 victory and it's no biggy. The funny thing is, we're supposed to pay $80 per team to the referee. Our opponents paid as promised. But our team, half of us quickly left the place cos we could only fork out $38 and we really had no more money. Not a single cent. So me and a couple others were held back. The referee and the opponents began getting really heated up. They vent their anger on us. And I was on the verge of starting a big brawl.
Referee: Duit ni macam tak cukop je. Me: Lagi brape, ref? Referee: Lagi $42. Abeh duit 5 ringgit Malaysia ni korang bagi aku buat ape? Opponent1: Mane member2 korang yang laen? Me: Dorang da chau. Opponent1: Korang perangai macam sial tau tak. Opponent2: Gi call dorang. Me: Semue off handphone. Opponent1: Skarang macam mane? Korang nye taik kite kene cuci pe? Me N Rafie: Kite kalau ade duit kite da bayar smue. Satu sen pon da takde lagi. Opponent3: Tak baek uh korang. Referee pon cari rezeki jugak. Referee: Itu sebab uh. Saya nak bawak balek duit macam gini nye siket. Referee: Korang tak amanah betol uh. Takpe la. Opponent1: Pala buto uh korang! Mentang2 korang bagos nak buat perangai macam cibai!
I pity the referee. I really do. But I couldn't stand the opponent's laser mouth. I listen to him talk and my blood go up, man. Fortunately, I was patient enough.
If not, this is what I intended to say: Sape yang suroh kau cuci taik kite? Berbual takmo macam mat rep uh. Kalau nak sangat cuci taik, kite berak kat depan kau, kau cuci uh puas2. Taik anjing kat Art Park ade banyak, nak tolong cuci pe? Nak marah kat kite buat ape? Kalau tak puas hati dorang cabot, call dorang marah sendiri uh. Kite yang tak bersalah, kau lepaskan geram buat ape? Anyway, thanks for the compliment. Kite tau kite bagos. Buat ape nak buang duit maen ngan budak2 taik macam korang.
Or maybe, I wont need to say anything. Just run at him and give a cheap shot to the face. Whatever it is, I managed to control my anger. This is Art Park SC. We don't pay for what we feel is not worth paying for.
Medical's tmr. Pass it or I won't smell football in my future. And FAS, where's my pay?
Half-good news: I collected half of my Nike kits today.
Half-bad news: I chopped half the back of my hair last night.
Bad news: Sukashi had to work just now.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I hate exams. Why do exams exists? Who the hell came up with exams? I kill you uh!
The first paper which was Law was alright. But i'm going to retain the Building Technology module for sure, unless a miracle happens. I MUST study for the Electrical Services paper on Thurday. Cos if i'll have to retain 2 modules next semester, I'LL QUIT SCHOOL!
Oh, I managed to spare time playing a match for Art Park despite the exam period. I guess that's why I screwed up the BTC paper. Nevermind, I wasn't in the mood to study anyway. No regrets making the 'sacrifice', though. Cos we won again. This time I cannot remember the score. 9-1, I think.
Hot stuff, Sukashi is a bad girl today. But I don't know why.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
It's my 18th birthday today and it's one of the worst birthdays ever. I had to force myself to stay at home because exam starts on Monday. For those who cared, thanks for the birthday wishes and cards. No presents, nevermind. Love you guys! For those who didn't care, I know deep inside you actually cared. Hehe!
So the plan was to stay at home so that I can start my revisions but I ended up watching TV, eating lots of food, going online and slept for hours. I only managed to study one pathetic topic. I'm in deep shit!
I'm all stressed out. But this clip taken at Malacca was able to put a smile across my face for the very first time today. Enjoy!
Friday, February 20, 2009
I'll be legally 18 in a few minutes. Wooohoooo!!!!!
I haven't start studying and I really have to start by tomorrow, on my birthday. Sedeh pe?
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Time is running out. I MUST start studying. It's do or die. Thank you, Sukashi Erliana for the encouragement.
And congrats to lovestoned Zaffan for getting attached at 11:06 just now. Yes, you heard me right. Haha!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Level: 13.1. That's the S.league passing level so I can't say I'm not satisfied. But I really could have run a few more shuttles.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I had an appointment with the cardiologist this morning. Woke up late and ended up reaching Changi Hospital about an hour late. Becca, don't anyhow point fingers. You woke up late too. But thanks anyway for accompanying me. :) Yes, I passed the medical and officially fit for beep test.
We went to meet Rafie in town after that. He wanted to buy his Volcom tee, our favourite collection. And then we sat down, ate lunch and talked about lots of stuff. Rafie's a bad boy now.
Went back to our hometown and played takraw, my new hobby. No more boring soccer. Not even trainings. Exam's around the corner so I'm excused. Yes! Beep test's tomorrow though. And I haven't been running or training lately. I'm in holiday mood already, blame Malacca. So if fail how? Quit hor.
Monday, February 16, 2009
I just got back from Malacca like 24 hours ago. The trip was as fun as expected. Like the last time me, Ilyas, Arep, Fitro and Mamat went there. Definitely looking forward to more trips with the SC guys in the future. Being away from Singapore is like escaping from hell to heaven.
There in Malacca, we went to karaoke, went to the zoo, played go-kart, had sparring sessions, eat loads of unhealthy food, climbed the house roof like burglars, smoked cigarettes as if they're seaweeds, played cards, took laughing gas, played Winning Eleven and at night, chilled at nenek's kampong house(10times better than chalet). I enjoyed every single moment. Sumpah.
These are the highlights:
Firstly, thanks to nenek who provided our place of stay and cooked delicious food for us. And also Mamat the entertainer who made us laugh every minute. Okay, enough thanks. Sounds like Grammy awards already.. We throwed sticks and bottles at the bear while at the zoo. My brother throwed a big stone at the stomach and we quickly ran. The bear didn't really respond so naughty Kader, not satisfied, took an extremely big branch and threw it at the bear so hard, the stick broke in two. I pity the bear, really. But Kader the keleng still wasn't happy, so he climbed the railings and roared at the bear as if he's picking a fight. Arep came from behind and pushed him. He really almost fell inside. Member panic kejap! If he fell, I'm probably at Kader's place now attending his funeral. But it's damn funny! Looking at Kader's face when he almost fell. Haha! Shadam the heavyweght broke the bed while sleeping. And ya, Arep caught Shadam masturbating early in the morning in the toilet. I don't know what he was up to. And then Shadam and I had a sparring game. Very fun! Like Rikishi fight with Muhammad Ali. Kader sparred with Arep too. However, laughing gas was the best. Unhealthy? But they said "laughter is the best medicine". Indeed it is.
These are the things which didn't really went well:
My brother and I had to share 150 ringgit for 3 days. Pathetic! So we couldn't shop. Only enough for food and transport. We even had to ask poor nenek for money on the last day. Sad. I initially wanted to buy stuffs for you guys back in Singapore, people I missed. Like Sukashi. And the van driver made us wait for hours under the hot sun when we're done visiting the zoo. Mintak kene rembat betol! But overall, it was still one hell of a trip.
Now, I'm back in Singapore and I'm already so stressed out. Exams, beep test, medical check-up, trainings. Fuck! Anyways, I'll probably be posting more pics and clips taken in Malacca.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
I'll be leaving for Malacca in a few hours. The SC boys have already gathered downstairs. We've been anticipating this trip. Surely the 9 of us will be so kecoh. I can't wait to spend my valentines with Nora Danish there. So while I'm gone for 3 days, don't miss me alright! Peace!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Skipped training today. I went all the way to Lavender to buy 9 bus tickets to Malacca. Kader Wadeh was kind enough to accompany me. Thanks, dude! Me and 8 others will be leaving on Friday morn and I can't wait. Kecoh guaranteed!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I had a paper to do this afternoon. Client Relationship Management. I seriously don't know a shit about this module and I didn't study at all. I initially thought it was an exam. But it happened to be a 20% common test paper. So I just crapped my way out. Probably gonna fail. I hope the presentations and projects will help pull my grades up so I can clear this module.
Another common test tomorrow. Environmental Studies this time. The worst module ever. What can we do in future by learning about plants and stuffs. Become an Environmentalist?? I dare bet 10 million bucks I won't become one. I'll either cheat during the paper or just write my name and leave the class, seriously.
And then final exams are just around the corner. I think.. That's what I heard. I guess I need to go find out about the exam schedule. Oh, wait. Have I revised my work? Not at all. And I'll be leaving for Malacca in a few days. Whatever it is, I'm definitely not prepared. Screw me!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
My blog is getting boring don't you think? I have nothing much to talk about and pretty much everything in my blog is about soccer. You know, soccer is so boring.
Nevermind, here's what happened today: Art Park SC did it again! We played a friendly agianst some players from the eastside today. Majority of them are club players. Won 6-2. Kept our 100% record. No loss, no draw, all wins. So if you have a strong team who can put an end to our record, then The Rock says, "Just Bring It!"
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Another boring day today. Same old routine. School and training. Suck! And I'm hoping Artpark's trip to Malacca will be as planned. The last time we went there, we had one hell of a good time. It would be a good break for me. So my life won't suck that much.
I've been recieving chain mails about the end of the world. It scares me to death. Signs of the end of the world are already showing. They are like sneak previews. So Qiamat will be coming soon. Starring God and the Prophet. Expect hellfire, judgement day and deadly punishments. So action-packed! I'm definitely not anticipating it though. You? I'm so aware of this and yet not doing anything at all to save myself.
Taubat la wahai manusia sekalian!
Monday, February 2, 2009
I went for my medical check up first thing today. The doctor used this ultrasound device to scan my heart. It was quite painful, the way she pressed the device onto my body. And the device was applied with some sticky gel at the tip. On the monitor, I can clearly see my heart beating, in black and white though. I find it kinda cool. It took about 15 long minutes. I was beginning to be an impatient patient. After that, with my sticky body, they told me I can leave without telling me the results or how well my breathing is. So I really don't know if I have officially passed the medical or not. And why am I so stupid? I could have opened up my mouth and asked.
I went to school after that for presentation and lecture. And then back to Simei again for training. Coach assigned me jersey number 5. Can I have number 4 instead? Please..
I've cut down on those sticks. And I'm trying to cut down further. Only 2 sticks so far today. And it's agonising. The thought of lighting up a cigarette comes every minute.
I was soundly asleep this morning when I recieved a phonecall. Art Park SC organised a small friendly at Pioneer Secondary's field. And I was asked to come down. We achieved a comfortable 2-0 victory and it's no biggy. The funny thing is, we're supposed to pay $80 per team to the referee. Our opponents paid as promised. But our team, half of us quickly left the place cos we could only fork out $38 and we really had no more money. Not a single cent. So me and a couple others were held back. The referee and the opponents began getting really heated up. They vent their anger on us. And I was on the verge of starting a big brawl.
Referee: Duit ni macam tak cukop je. Me: Lagi brape, ref? Referee: Lagi $42. Abeh duit 5 ringgit Malaysia ni korang bagi aku buat ape? Opponent1: Mane member2 korang yang laen? Me: Dorang da chau. Opponent1: Korang perangai macam sial tau tak. Opponent2: Gi call dorang. Me: Semue off handphone. Opponent1: Skarang macam mane? Korang nye taik kite kene cuci pe? Me N Rafie: Kite kalau ade duit kite da bayar smue. Satu sen pon da takde lagi. Opponent3: Tak baek uh korang. Referee pon cari rezeki jugak. Referee: Itu sebab uh. Saya nak bawak balek duit macam gini nye siket. Referee: Korang tak amanah betol uh. Takpe la. Opponent1: Pala buto uh korang! Mentang2 korang bagos nak buat perangai macam cibai!
I pity the referee. I really do. But I couldn't stand the opponent's laser mouth. I listen to him talk and my blood go up, man. Fortunately, I was patient enough.
If not, this is what I intended to say: Sape yang suroh kau cuci taik kite? Berbual takmo macam mat rep uh. Kalau nak sangat cuci taik, kite berak kat depan kau, kau cuci uh puas2. Taik anjing kat Art Park ade banyak, nak tolong cuci pe? Nak marah kat kite buat ape? Kalau tak puas hati dorang cabot, call dorang marah sendiri uh. Kite yang tak bersalah, kau lepaskan geram buat ape? Anyway, thanks for the compliment. Kite tau kite bagos. Buat ape nak buang duit maen ngan budak2 taik macam korang.
Or maybe, I wont need to say anything. Just run at him and give a cheap shot to the face. Whatever it is, I managed to control my anger. This is Art Park SC. We don't pay for what we feel is not worth paying for.
Medical's tmr. Pass it or I won't smell football in my future. And FAS, where's my pay?
