I, Fariss Haiqel Boulala came to life on 21st February 1991, only God knows why.
Since then, Bengali, Malay, Chinese, Javanese, and football are in my blood.
I'm 1.82metres tall. I'm not heavy but I consider myself a heavyweight in my own world.
I do anything I want and I'll do anything to get what I want.
It's not that I can't accept defeat. I'm just born to win.
I'm as ambitious as Hitler. Fear me not though. I'm a nice guy, really.
But try me if you insists. I would love that.
I've found my favourite lecturer. His name is Mr Goh She Poh. He looks untidy and he has a stomach four times bigger than a size 5 ball, which makes it size 20. Woah! Big right?! He can't talk properly and he mumbles his words. I don't think his English is powerful cos I've never really understand what he was talking. I don't know if he is a qualified lecturer. I think he is. But he don't look like one or sound like one. How did he even managed to graduate with a degree? Or didn't he? He teaches Environmental Health Management, a stupid module. As stupid as Mr Goh himself. No, I'm not being bad. Seriously, he's stupid. This module he is teaching us is almost like primary school's Health Education. I think it's useless in the working industry. Mr Goh reminds me of Mr Bean. He is my favourite because I can laugh non-stop for the whole hour of his lesson, unlike other lecturers' lessons. Definitely looking forward to his next lesson. Damn, I should have taken a picture of him just now! Sorry guys. No picture. Maybe next time.
Had a 3 hours of break. Yes, 3 freaking hours! So in an effort to kill time, we went to RP for lunch. Ended up returning to Ngee Ann half an hour late for tutorial. While we were leaving RP, almost reaching the traffic light, a man followed from behind. We were lighting up our cigarettes. And then he pulled us aside. He wanted to fine us $200 each for lighting a cigarette in the campus. I swear I thought I was already out of the campus. He initially thought we were RP first year students. But when he found out that we are NP second year students, he insisted on forwarding the matter to Ngee Ann. Step fierce sumore! So we kept arguing and were given a chance. Pheww.. Mane nak cekop 200 ketol?!
I've found my favourite lecturer. His name is Mr Goh She Poh. He looks untidy and he has a stomach four times bigger than a size 5 ball, which makes it size 20. Woah! Big right?! He can't talk properly and he mumbles his words. I don't think his English is powerful cos I've never really understand what he was talking. I don't know if he is a qualified lecturer. I think he is. But he don't look like one or sound like one. How did he even managed to graduate with a degree? Or didn't he? He teaches Environmental Health Management, a stupid module. As stupid as Mr Goh himself. No, I'm not being bad. Seriously, he's stupid. This module he is teaching us is almost like primary school's Health Education. I think it's useless in the working industry. Mr Goh reminds me of Mr Bean. He is my favourite because I can laugh non-stop for the whole hour of his lesson, unlike other lecturers' lessons. Definitely looking forward to his next lesson. Damn, I should have taken a picture of him just now! Sorry guys. No picture. Maybe next time.
Had a 3 hours of break. Yes, 3 freaking hours! So in an effort to kill time, we went to RP for lunch. Ended up returning to Ngee Ann half an hour late for tutorial. While we were leaving RP, almost reaching the traffic light, a man followed from behind. We were lighting up our cigarettes. And then he pulled us aside. He wanted to fine us $200 each for lighting a cigarette in the campus. I swear I thought I was already out of the campus. He initially thought we were RP first year students. But when he found out that we are NP second year students, he insisted on forwarding the matter to Ngee Ann. Step fierce sumore! So we kept arguing and were given a chance. Pheww.. Mane nak cekop 200 ketol?!
