I, Fariss Haiqel Boulala came to life on 21st February 1991, only God knows why.
Since then, Bengali, Malay, Chinese, Javanese, and football are in my blood.
I'm 1.82metres tall. I'm not heavy but I consider myself a heavyweight in my own world.
I do anything I want and I'll do anything to get what I want.
It's not that I can't accept defeat. I'm just born to win.
I'm as ambitious as Hitler. Fear me not though. I'm a nice guy, really.
But try me if you insists. I would love that.
I just got back from Malacca like 24 hours ago. The trip was as fun as expected. Like the last time me, Ilyas, Arep, Fitro and Mamat went there. Definitely looking forward to more trips with the SC guys in the future. Being away from Singapore is like escaping from hell to heaven.
There in Malacca, we went to karaoke, went to the zoo, played go-kart, had sparring sessions, eat loads of unhealthy food, climbed the house roof like burglars, smoked cigarettes as if they're seaweeds, played cards, took laughing gas, played Winning Eleven and at night, chilled at nenek's kampong house(10times better than chalet). I enjoyed every single moment. Sumpah.
These are the highlights:
Firstly, thanks to nenek who provided our place of stay and cooked delicious food for us. And also Mamat the entertainer who made us laugh every minute. Okay, enough thanks. Sounds like Grammy awards already.. We throwed sticks and bottles at the bear while at the zoo. My brother throwed a big stone at the stomach and we quickly ran. The bear didn't really respond so naughty Kader, not satisfied, took an extremely big branch and threw it at the bear so hard, the stick broke in two. I pity the bear, really. But Kader the keleng still wasn't happy, so he climbed the railings and roared at the bear as if he's picking a fight. Arep came from behind and pushed him. He really almost fell inside. Member panic kejap! If he fell, I'm probably at Kader's place now attending his funeral. But it's damn funny! Looking at Kader's face when he almost fell. Haha! Shadam the heavyweght broke the bed while sleeping. And ya, Arep caught Shadam masturbating early in the morning in the toilet. I don't know what he was up to. And then Shadam and I had a sparring game. Very fun! Like Rikishi fight with Muhammad Ali. Kader sparred with Arep too. However, laughing gas was the best. Unhealthy? But they said "laughter is the best medicine". Indeed it is.
These are the things which didn't really went well:
My brother and I had to share 150 ringgit for 3 days. Pathetic! So we couldn't shop. Only enough for food and transport. We even had to ask poor nenek for money on the last day. Sad. I initially wanted to buy stuffs for you guys back in Singapore, people I missed. Like Sukashi. And the van driver made us wait for hours under the hot sun when we're done visiting the zoo. Mintak kene rembat betol! But overall, it was still one hell of a trip.
Now, I'm back in Singapore and I'm already so stressed out. Exams, beep test, medical check-up, trainings. Fuck! Anyways, I'll probably be posting more pics and clips taken in Malacca.
I just got back from Malacca like 24 hours ago. The trip was as fun as expected. Like the last time me, Ilyas, Arep, Fitro and Mamat went there. Definitely looking forward to more trips with the SC guys in the future. Being away from Singapore is like escaping from hell to heaven.
There in Malacca, we went to karaoke, went to the zoo, played go-kart, had sparring sessions, eat loads of unhealthy food, climbed the house roof like burglars, smoked cigarettes as if they're seaweeds, played cards, took laughing gas, played Winning Eleven and at night, chilled at nenek's kampong house(10times better than chalet). I enjoyed every single moment. Sumpah.
These are the highlights:
Firstly, thanks to nenek who provided our place of stay and cooked delicious food for us. And also Mamat the entertainer who made us laugh every minute. Okay, enough thanks. Sounds like Grammy awards already.. We throwed sticks and bottles at the bear while at the zoo. My brother throwed a big stone at the stomach and we quickly ran. The bear didn't really respond so naughty Kader, not satisfied, took an extremely big branch and threw it at the bear so hard, the stick broke in two. I pity the bear, really. But Kader the keleng still wasn't happy, so he climbed the railings and roared at the bear as if he's picking a fight. Arep came from behind and pushed him. He really almost fell inside. Member panic kejap! If he fell, I'm probably at Kader's place now attending his funeral. But it's damn funny! Looking at Kader's face when he almost fell. Haha! Shadam the heavyweght broke the bed while sleeping. And ya, Arep caught Shadam masturbating early in the morning in the toilet. I don't know what he was up to. And then Shadam and I had a sparring game. Very fun! Like Rikishi fight with Muhammad Ali. Kader sparred with Arep too. However, laughing gas was the best. Unhealthy? But they said "laughter is the best medicine". Indeed it is.
These are the things which didn't really went well:
My brother and I had to share 150 ringgit for 3 days. Pathetic! So we couldn't shop. Only enough for food and transport. We even had to ask poor nenek for money on the last day. Sad. I initially wanted to buy stuffs for you guys back in Singapore, people I missed. Like Sukashi. And the van driver made us wait for hours under the hot sun when we're done visiting the zoo. Mintak kene rembat betol! But overall, it was still one hell of a trip.
Now, I'm back in Singapore and I'm already so stressed out. Exams, beep test, medical check-up, trainings. Fuck! Anyways, I'll probably be posting more pics and clips taken in Malacca.
