I was soundly asleep this morning when I recieved a phonecall. Art Park SC organised a small friendly at Pioneer Secondary's field. And I was asked to come down. We achieved a comfortable 2-0 victory and it's no biggy. The funny thing is, we're supposed to pay $80 per team to the referee. Our opponents paid as promised. But our team, half of us quickly left the place cos we could only fork out $38 and we really had no more money. Not a single cent. So me and a couple others were held back. The referee and the opponents began getting really heated up. They vent their anger on us. And I was on the verge of starting a big brawl.
Referee: Duit ni macam tak cukop je.
Me: Lagi brape, ref?
Referee: Lagi $42. Abeh duit 5 ringgit Malaysia ni korang bagi aku buat ape?
Opponent1: Mane member2 korang yang laen?
Me: Dorang da chau.
Opponent1: Korang perangai macam sial tau tak.
Opponent2: Gi call dorang.
Me: Semue off handphone.
Opponent1: Skarang macam mane? Korang nye taik kite kene cuci pe?
Me N Rafie: Kite kalau ade duit kite da bayar smue. Satu sen pon da takde lagi.
Opponent3: Tak baek uh korang. Referee pon cari rezeki jugak.
Referee: Itu sebab uh. Saya nak bawak balek duit macam gini nye siket.
Referee: Korang tak amanah betol uh. Takpe la.
Opponent1: Pala buto uh korang! Mentang2 korang bagos nak buat perangai macam cibai!
I pity the referee. I really do. But I couldn't stand the opponent's laser mouth. I listen to him talk and my blood go up, man. Fortunately, I was patient enough.
If not, this is what I intended to say: Sape yang suroh kau cuci taik kite? Berbual takmo macam mat rep uh. Kalau nak sangat cuci taik, kite berak kat depan kau, kau cuci uh puas2. Taik anjing kat Art Park ade banyak, nak tolong cuci pe? Nak marah kat kite buat ape? Kalau tak puas hati dorang cabot, call dorang marah sendiri uh. Kite yang tak bersalah, kau lepaskan geram buat ape? Anyway, thanks for the compliment. Kite tau kite bagos. Buat ape nak buang duit maen ngan budak2 taik macam korang.
Or maybe, I wont need to say anything. Just run at him and give a cheap shot to the face. Whatever it is, I managed to control my anger. This is Art Park SC. We don't pay for what we feel is not worth paying for.
Medical's tmr. Pass it or I won't smell football in my future. And FAS, where's my pay?
