I, Fariss Haiqel Boulala came to life on 21st February 1991, only God knows why.
Since then, Bengali, Malay, Chinese, Javanese, and football are in my blood.
I'm 1.82metres tall. I'm not heavy but I consider myself a heavyweight in my own world.
I do anything I want and I'll do anything to get what I want.
It's not that I can't accept defeat. I'm just born to win.
I'm as ambitious as Hitler. Fear me not though. I'm a nice guy, really.
But try me if you insists. I would love that.
I couldn't sleep last night. I only managed to sleep at 8am in the morning. Woke up at 5 and realised I was late for training. Was reluctant to go but managed to pull myself together though. While I was rushing on my way to training, this nice lady from NP rang me. She said I have to settle my outstanding school fees of 30cents or I won't get to view my results and will not eligible for next semester.. 30cents I repeat. This is crazy. Nice lady, can you please help me pay that pathetic 30cents, so I don't have to trouble myself to school unreasonably.
Although I was only early enough to train for a few minutes and had my breakfast after that, I am so friggin exhausted. Almost fainted I swear. I need a nice warm massage. Anyone?
I couldn't sleep last night. I only managed to sleep at 8am in the morning. Woke up at 5 and realised I was late for training. Was reluctant to go but managed to pull myself together though. While I was rushing on my way to training, this nice lady from NP rang me. She said I have to settle my outstanding school fees of 30cents or I won't get to view my results and will not eligible for next semester.. 30cents I repeat. This is crazy. Nice lady, can you please help me pay that pathetic 30cents, so I don't have to trouble myself to school unreasonably.
Although I was only early enough to train for a few minutes and had my breakfast after that, I am so friggin exhausted. Almost fainted I swear. I need a nice warm massage. Anyone?