I, Fariss Haiqel Boulala came to life on 21st February 1991, only God knows why.
Since then, Bengali, Malay, Chinese, Javanese, and football are in my blood.
I'm 1.82metres tall. I'm not heavy but I consider myself a heavyweight in my own world.
I do anything I want and I'll do anything to get what I want.
It's not that I can't accept defeat. I'm just born to win.
I'm as ambitious as Hitler. Fear me not though. I'm a nice guy, really.
But try me if you insists. I would love that.
Is it raya tmr? Oh, yes it is. Haha! I've been too occupied and time flies by so quick, I didn't even realise its been 30 days of fasting. Oh, no. 24 days for me. Don't look at me that way. Okay pe. 24/30 is a pass. Haha! And I realised my hair is still damn long and thick. A lizard can get lost in it. I'm in deep deep shit. I won't look good in a songkok tmr. I need to get it cut asap. Okay, I go now. Bye.
Oh, wait. I forgot the most important part. I would like to wish Selamat Hari Raya to all muslims! And to friends, family and loved ones, forgive all my wrong-doings towards you guys. Peace! And enjoi!
And to rakan2 setanku. Harap maafkan segala dosa dan salah silap terhadap u guys, cb! Pape makan minom atau kasar bahase, harap dihalalkan dan dilupakan. Baik minuman halal atau yang haram. Aku confem ulang lagi salah silap aku. So next year mintak maaf lagi k. Bye! Nizamuddin! Mane kau? Aku nak gunting!
Is it raya tmr? Oh, yes it is. Haha! I've been too occupied and time flies by so quick, I didn't even realise its been 30 days of fasting. Oh, no. 24 days for me. Don't look at me that way. Okay pe. 24/30 is a pass. Haha! And I realised my hair is still damn long and thick. A lizard can get lost in it. I'm in deep deep shit. I won't look good in a songkok tmr. I need to get it cut asap. Okay, I go now. Bye.
Oh, wait. I forgot the most important part. I would like to wish Selamat Hari Raya to all muslims! And to friends, family and loved ones, forgive all my wrong-doings towards you guys. Peace! And enjoi!
And to rakan2 setanku. Harap maafkan segala dosa dan salah silap terhadap u guys, cb! Pape makan minom atau kasar bahase, harap dihalalkan dan dilupakan. Baik minuman halal atau yang haram. Aku confem ulang lagi salah silap aku. So next year mintak maaf lagi k. Bye! Nizamuddin! Mane kau? Aku nak gunting!
